This is my very first dialogue only piece! Have at it, people!
“Don’t darling me! I am nothing to you.”
“You are everything to me!”
“Really? That’s why you decided to make out with another guy right in front of my door? Because I am your everything?”
“He’s my cousin! That’s how he says hello. Really, darling, you’re taking this too seriously.”
“A cousin. Uh-huh. When both your parents were only children?”
“He’s my neighbor; we grew up together. He’s as good as a cousin. Darling, why don’t you understand? I -”
“Out! And if you say darling one more time, I am going to break your lying throat.”