Zonk as in the books that put you to sleep.
I had to read a lot of these for English class. They are classics, yeah, but so boring. They are why I still avoid all books that look like they belong in an English class.
They are a pretty big reason why I didn’t major in English, despite a lifelong of reading. I was afraid I would have to read terribly boring books.
Some of these books include:
1) Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.
Sorry to all the Steinbeck fans out there. But Mice and Men hardly held my attention.
2) Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad.
Despite being very short and despite it being required reading, I skimmed from the middle of the book all the way to the end.
3) Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse
I suspect this book was an attempt to insert multiculturalism in the class, but it moved like at a snail’s pace. It was awkward to read, too.
And for a book about religion, I never got God like vibes from Govinda and I should have. (Else the name ought to have been different!) Also, the characters were confusing. I never figured out if they were supposed to Buddhist or Hindu or something else. It starts with Hindu stuff and moves on to Buddhist stuff. Confusing. So . . . yeah.
I did not, however, skim this book because it was confusing enough without that.
But mostly it was an awkward read and moved slowly. I could have tolerated it better otherwise.
4) The Glass Menagerie by Tennessee Williams
The main character was nearly as annoying as Bella from Twilight and that’s saying a lot. I skimmed a lot in this book.
What books make you zonk out?