So . . . inspired by a comment on Twitter.
MUSE WANTED
Sonia Lal is recruiting.
Sonia is seeking a top-notch muse, familiar with all classical works and everything in the science fiction/fantasy genre. Must be focused on author needs, up to and including providing such pleasure as can inspire and relax.
She has a number of ideas in development. Hours may be long. Rewards will include a fraction of all payment from products sold.
Please apply at storytreasury.WordPress.com
Careful, you might get a muse like mine. Olga, a burly Russian woman with a leather corset and a whip. “I haff given you idea. You sit down and wrrrrrrite! *crack*
I wonder if the muse you’ll get will amuse you! LOL
You’re even willing to give your muse the ideas! What a generous package for any single fairy.
I’ve discovered, through trial and error, that most muses prefer chocolate chip cookies You might want to include that your next ad. Just sayin ‘ . : )
Can I go part-time?
My muse is a squirrel and he just wants nuts and a hammock to swing in, so I think offering chocolate or wine as payment would be good – muses don’t seem to be that into monetary gain, thankfully! And how about job share? You could get yourself a whole collection of muses then. Good luck finding the right muse for you!
I absolutely love this! Don’t worry, Sonia. You’ll find your muse. :)