Going for another dialogue only piece!
“Hey, did you check out Derek’s new bathroom? It’s awesome.”
“Haven’t seen it yet. What did he get?”
“The shower has multiple heads and one hits you from each direction. And the toilet was customized especially for them both. One for him, one for her. They had to measure him for it since he’s so big.”
“I – what? Really? Measure him?”
“Yeah, he’s bigger than average. A normal toilet wouldn’t fit.”
“Oh. Hmm. But how did they measure his dick? You know what? Don’t answer that. I don’t want to know.”
“You – you -? Not that, his height! So it’s comfortable for him to stand and go. How could you think-?”
“Well, you mentioned toilets and measuring! What am I suppose to think?”
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LOL Sonia, I guess he had a higher toilet built.
Minor typo I think ” customized especially from them both.” I think you mean for
Thanks, fixed it! Yeah, a higher toilet.
Reminds me of an old joke about two guys on a bridge, but I’ll spare you the crude details.
Um thanks for that. I think. LOL
Oh, I just assumed he was a sumo wrestler.
A sumo wrestler would need one built like a tank!
Lol, that was random.
I guess. Thanks for stopping by!
Hah! I could see that being a real-life conversation! Loved the way it went. (Not what you think!!!)
LOL Thanks, that’s what I was going for.
Sorry, why are you writing about toilets and dick size?! Just dropped in and it feels like I came into the middle of a conversation! LOL
I felt like it! And it is a conversation!
Well, that raised my eyebrows XD
I though they measured his bottom.
LOL But guys don’t sit like that!
I was thinking about the guy doing number 2… Strangely this is not the weirdest conversation I’ve ever had XD
It’s not? LOL I am afraid to ask.
Have to correct, this is likely one of the weirdest conversations I’ve ever had.I have weird conversations about my WIP with my friends all the time; the protagonist becoming an evil overlord, the dog killing and eating everyone, the protagonist becoming an evil god death, shapeshifter changes into a giant duck and steps on the villain. The end, and so on.
Weird conversations are fun 😛
They are! A lot more fun than normal conversations. And I have to say the idea a shapeshifter changing into a giant duck and squishing the bad guy is funny. LOL
I like how you played with expectations of the two speakers and the misunderstandings. Have you read Connie Willis’ stories? They have a similar beautiful layering of misunderstanding.
I haven’t! She’s a zombie book, right? I didn’t check it out because, well, I didn’t want to read about zombies.
Hahahaha, I actually work in a bathroom produce warehouse, and all sorts of images were flitting through my mind by the time I had read half of this. 🙂
OMG I can only imagine!
If I could laugh, I’d have probably laughed out loud at that one!!!! Sounds like a mistake that I’d make.
Yeah, me too, thanks!
Cute story, Sonia. I have to admit, toilets is one subject I have yet to write about. 🙂
This is my first time! Thanks
Great dialogue piece!
Thanks Icy!
LOL Yeah, that was funny. Good job!
LOL Thanks!
LOL funny – nice one Sonia!!!
Thanks Brain!
Funny, I was just thinking about toilets this morning and how nice it would be to have a massaging seat… 🙂