Today’s Friday Flash! Enjoy, people.
The pretty lady wanted my red juice recipe. I wrote it down. She said she would give me her red juice to make it with. It’s so nice of her! I’ve never tasted a lawyer before. Doctors, nurses, accounts, waitresses, but not lawyers.
Ingredients:
- twelve cups of red juice from a light-skinned lady with chocolate hair. Chocolate mind, not black. Black haired ladies taste bad.
- three ounce packages strawberry flavored gelatin mix
- four cups sugar
- two (46 fluid ounce) cans pineapple juice
- two cups lemon juice
- four (2 liter) bottles ginger ale
Directions:
- In a large bowl, whisk together the strawberry gelatin mix and six cups of red juice. Set aside. In a large pot, boil remaining six cups of red juice. Stir in the sugar until dissolved. Pour sugar-water into the gelatin water. Stir in the pineapple and lemon juice. Mix well. Pour into pretty pans to freeze.
- Place one of the frozen portions into a jug, and pour one bottle of ginger ale over it.
Hey! This isn’t where the link in last week’s story brought me…I think I’ve stumbled on tomorrow’s story already
Haha.
Very unusual recipe you have there. Remind me if ever we cross paths to not accept dinner invitations from you!
Yeah I posted it early. Thanks!
LOL Sonia, I won’t have a cup if you don’t mind, something less potent for me I think
I am sure my character won’t mind – he likes to drink it all himself.
Oh my, that is a strange recipe.
It is, yeah, but I don’t think the character sees it. LOL
I’ve got a Magi-Mix, will that work? Wow, must be something in the Easter water as Stephen Green has the victual version of this! I’ve just lost my appetite for Easter eggs!
I have no idea. lol and I can’t ever dislike chocolate Easter eggs.
I’m going to try this recipe out!
J.C. Martin
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You are?!! Thanks but I am leaving now.
Might replace the red juice with something from a fruit though…
Haha! Y’know Sonia, I’d be willing to bet there’s lots of people out there willing to try out the Lawyer Juice.
LOL Yes probably
Haha, disturbing! ^^
Yes, yes, it is.
We drank purple juice when I was a kid. Now I’m very suspicious of what went into it.
You are probably safe.
Juicy vampire(?) story!
I was thinking more serial killer than vampire, but that works too.
My instant reaction: “HOLY CRAP! That’s Awesome!” then I showed the recipe to my hubby. I’m sure that says nothing good about me but it does say your post was great
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LOL Glad you like it!!! I am sure it says only wonderful things.
Clever, I like the way this is told through the recipe. This lawyer appears to lack common sense
I am thinking the lawyer is lying to him!
Haha, so deliciously wicked! Who knew lawyers could make a fun drink
Not me certainly! I was surprised, too.
I figured it would be blood – but this sounds like a blender needs to be involved.
Both! Blood and a blender!!!
Black haired ladies don’t taste as good, huh? : ) Odd how some of it is frozen raw and the rest is boiled — it is all so yukkkk – great job!
Thanks Brinda!
WOW! I hope you don’t have any recipes that use gray-haired ladies.
I’m going to “lie-low” if you do. Enjoyed your outside-the-box imagination.
Mine: http://www.vlgregory-circa1800.vpweb.com/blog.html
No, sorry, nothing for gray-haired ladies. Thanks!
Fascinating way to do a story, and this was both fun and creepy!
Thanks a lot Icy!
Yes, i wanna say something but am just short of words…terrific! Your craft is well advance beyond the common and complex.
https://seewilliams.wordpress.com/2012/04/06/f-is-for-flash-fiction/
LOL Thanks Charles
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