Friday Flash: Custom Toilet

Going for another dialogue only piece!

“Hey, did you check out Derek’s new bathroom? It’s awesome.”

“Haven’t seen it yet. What did he get?”

“The shower has multiple heads and one hits you from each direction. And the toilet was customized especially for them both. One for him, one for her. They had to measure him for it since he’s so big.”

“I – what? Really? Measure him?”

“Yeah, he’s bigger than average. A normal toilet wouldn’t fit.”

“Oh. Hmm. But how did they measure his dick? You know what? Don’t answer that. I don’t want to know.”

“You – you -? Not that, his height! So it’s comfortable for him to stand and go. How could you think-?”

“Well, you mentioned toilets and measuring! What am I suppose to think?”